Women named Pugliesi put keys out for a child to find and take to an adult named Gutendorf who used them to steal a car and when they returned the car to the house the woman called Triple AAA who told Gutendorf where the starter button was, arranged by the women Pugliesi to send little Jimmy the message: no escape, you sue sender, a socializing prank on the mail service in contempt by fascists for the conservative vision of the post office as a socialized institution that serves the Republic allowing freedom of association.
To no avail does the foreign fascist squirm that it was justified to turn over the names reported to torture to the murderers themselves pursuing an overthrow of the United States Constitution by psychopathic Taliban meant to control the AIDS affected society through faith based socialism as a mandate of military religious by HitlerReagan's forces.
Once the parochial savage enters there is no escape from harm. This was illustrated by the Figgins scenario. To cushion the blow to Ichiro's fans I stated the truth that it wouldn't bother Ichiro but that Figgins was suffering from the perceived demotion. It wasn't what I said being untrue but that it was to help Ichiro deal with it, not to slight Figgins. Perhaps Figgins is deserving of slight, since the suggestion is that he would mope, maybe even call AAA.
Then, it would truly be just like seeing the Varmits again.